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Satch Xmas Carol

§       The 5 Days of the December 2002 Satch ski trip

§       (sung to the tune of the “12 Days of Christmas”)

§       On the (fill in day) of the ski trip, the ski gods gave to me:

§       Verse 1 (and chorus)   a YACK in the parking lot

§       Verse 2                      2 snowless mountains

§       Verse 3                      3 ferries missing

§       Verse 4                  4 waitresses flipping

§       Verse 5                      5 dick-swabbed shot glasses

§       Verse 6                      6 “fuck you’s”

§       Verse 7                      7 farts a rippin’

§       Verse 8                      8 businnesses suing

§       Verse 9                     9 ladies leaving

§       Verse 10                  10 shots awaiting

§       Verse 11                  11 loafs a pinching

§       Verse 12                 12 extra beltholes