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Arnie's
| Preparation
time: |
varies depending on factors such
as: time of day, previous libation consumption, and number of kitchen
bitches. |
| Ingredients
required** |
depends on number of
participants and whether life or death conditions are expected (Arnie's
have saved a Satches life!) ** DOUBLE RECIPE IF KIRB IS A PLAYER.
standard rule of thumb is 2 (two) A.P.S.M.R.
(Arnie's Per Skier Man Hour) |
| Step
1: |
Thoroughly clean first A.C.
(Arnie container) |
| Step
2: |
Half-ass the other 65.
NOTE: Even though it is medically suggested that milk needs
refrigeration, AC preparation negates rules of science as Arnie's themselves are above the rules of bacteria formation and other such
nonsense that may delay arnie consumption. |
| Step
3: |
In a large, somewhat sanitary
(again, not too important) container. Mix the ingredients as
follows:
1 quart vodka,
1 quart kahlua,
1 quart moo juice,
cinnamon/nutmeg to taste |
| Step
4: |
Blind taste test to determine if
milk can be detected. If yes, more alcohol. If no,
continue testing and proceed to next step. |
| Step
5: |
Fill arnie containers to the
top, ensuring correct cap with container (tres importante!) |
| Step
6: |
Lock and load |
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: NO WARRANTY OF SKIER
PERFORMANCE, OR EVEN SURVIVAL IS CLAIMED HEREIN, WHETHER STATED OR
IMPLIED. FOR ALL COMPLAINTS REGARDING AFORMENTIONED RECIPE , PLEASE NOTIFY
THE DEPARTMENT OF SMOOCH MY GOOBER AND ASK FOR MR. HOMOSAYWHAT...
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